I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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