she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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