Little spoons don't ask big questions
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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