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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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