I'll bet she douches with gravy.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Boobs speak an international language.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
