3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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