Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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