none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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