It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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