hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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