I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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