he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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