Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
