Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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