and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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