I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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