Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
high people should be assigned attendants
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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