have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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