David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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