So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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