I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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