Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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