Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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