that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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