my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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