Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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