Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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