THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i think my cat just said my name.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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