he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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