: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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