well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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