I swear she didn't look like that last week.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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