But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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