im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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