I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
FUCK WHALES
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