you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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