Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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