Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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