Grow some girl-balls and come out already
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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