hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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