You work out of a Hotel?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Your penis caused this!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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