Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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