My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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