Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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