just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
ttyl tear gas
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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