it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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