Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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