big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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