I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
