better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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