Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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