Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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