What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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