If i come over, it means nothing
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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