I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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