Grow some girl-balls and come out already
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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