You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
they need to just BURY HIM!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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