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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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